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Joined: 03 Nov 2016
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So then, how many of you dream about Nerf?

Last night I dreamt Boff was playing a zombie and chasing me, and I was holding my Apollo backwards so I could shoot behind me under my armpit, while still running forward. I remember him running really friggin’ fast, hence why I didn’t want to turn around to shoot because it’d slow me down.

Then I ended up at an organised event somewhere t’oop north that was held in a massive sports hall. There were no obstacles and play was limited to groups only being allowed to play within the pre-marked courts on the hall floor. There was even a Rival only game, but in that one you weren’t even allowed to move within the court: you just had to stand still and shoot each other.

I got kitted up with my tac gear, but couldn’t find any of my blasters, so I went back out to my car (which was a red Fiesta – I’ve never owned one), and found a brand new boxed Atlas in there; whereupon I remembered I’d stopped at TRU on the drive to the event because it was on offer for a fiver. When I opened it up there were about 100 HIR balls in there that spilled everywhere, and then I woke up.

Yeah, I know, pretty weird, but not the weirdest of dreams for me. Just wondered if I’m alone when it comes to dreaming about Nerf.

So yeah, I like the Mega Centurion. A lot. Like, an unhealthy amount.
Tue Mar 28, 2017 1:04 pm View user's profile Send private message
Foam Data Collector

Joined: 07 May 2013
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Fav. Blaster: Xtreme 180 Rapidstrike
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If you are dreaming about being pursued by Boff you definately need help.... (or you are Kev!)

Big_Poppa_Nerf wrote:

Boff whats the damage? I have spent over 3 times my Nerf budget this month already. Part of me is trying to be a responsible parent/husband/house owner. The other half is just says 'Ahhhh, Screw it!'.
Tue Mar 28, 2017 2:02 pm View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail
The Dealer

Joined: 08 Dec 2012
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I don't dream, as a rule so I can't speak for myself. However, I'm pretty sure you need help if you're being chased by me. A lot of help. Razz

Boff: Managing Director, Blastersmiths UK & BUZAN Founder (formerly)
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Tue Mar 28, 2017 2:07 pm View user's profile Send private message Visit poster's website
Nerf Addict

Joined: 03 Jul 2013
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Fav. Blaster: Stampede
Location: /Worthing,West Sussex

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Oh wow.... Having Zombied with Boff, you wouldn't want him chasing you.

Ex president of FXU Zombie Soc
Out looking for The Librarian to chain some books down.
Ex Nerfer but pokes his head around the corner from time to time
Tue Mar 28, 2017 2:30 pm View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail
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Joined: 16 Oct 2016
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This doesn't constitute getting a professional opinion you know... Smile

I hardly dream when I sleep. I save them for waking moments like when I'm looking for something and I'm late. Though she I do dream I control them so I would of totally owned zombie Boff. #JustSaying

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