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BritNerf Quotes

This is sort of off topic but at the same time it isn't. I'm going to stick this here anyway to save clogging up any other forums.

What is your favorite quote by a forum member? I see many of you are already putting quotes in your sigs but I thought it might be awesome for us to stick them here also for posterity. Who knows, the person with the most witty quotations may even win a prize!
Big_Poppa_Nerf.

OldNoob wrote:

The Flymo is half price too because nobody loves it.



Its in my Sig! I laughed out loud and then had to try to explain to my wife why it was funny, i had tears streaming from my eyes!

First time i heard the Hailfire referred to as a Flymo, and i love the  rather blunt 'because no one loves it.' at the end.
Antonius

It's not in my sig, as its one of mine:

"Compooter bits make shiny Nerf blaster go whooosh!"

Think ON has it in his sig.

I still gurn when I see itů
OldNoob

SSGT has it, you can see my favourite one from BPN in my sig. I was also proud of this little gem of my own from this post in trading,

OldNoob wrote:
Aside from the fact that no maverick on earth could make you infertile, wouldn't it just be cheaper to smack this fool in the chops as he rightly deserves and call him the genital less offspring of dubious parentage he clearly is?
Or run a blow-gun?
Antonius

OldNoob wrote:
SSGT has it, you can see my favourite one from BPN in my sig. I was also proud of this little gem of my own from this post in trading,

OldNoob wrote:
Aside from the fact that no maverick on earth could make you infertile, wouldn't it just be cheaper to smack this fool in the chops as he rightly deserves and call him the genital less offspring of dubious parentage he clearly is?
Or run a blow-gun?



As yes. It is SSGT.

And that was an epic smack down ON.
Big_Poppa_Nerf.

UKNerfWar wrote:
Big_Poppa_Nerf. wrote:
I get Bees. Bees pollinate flowers and they leave you alone unless you get all up in their grill, and then they go kamikaze on you. I can respect that.

Wasps are evil. They have no purpose. They sting you over and over because they love to here you scream.....................


This has got to be one of the best quotes ever?



UKNW liked this one I dropped!

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